Take your offer from “Oh” to “Oh La La”

Unleash the power of a perfectly crafted name to make your

Course, Offer, Package, or Program unforgettable + iconic.

You’ve poured your heart and soul into an incredible Offer and it deserves a Marilyn-worthy moniker!

Oh La La Lab is a boutique naming service infusing science, creativity, and a touch of magic to transform your business offer into a must-have for your Perfect-Fit Client.

What’s in a name?

E V E R Y T H I N G

Norma Jeane Mortenson knew the power of a name.

She gave the world the iconic blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe and created an unforgettable career in film.

The right name works magic: attracting attention to your offer like the perfect shade of red lipstick.

That's where I come in.

In Oh La La LAB, I’ll craft an unforgettable name to take your business (or offer) from "Oh…." to "Oh La La!"

Let me be your naming alchemist, infusing your brand with marketable magnetism.

My unique Oh La La LAB approach to naming combines evidence-based market research, 15 years of business experience, and word-nerdy playfulness to craft names that evoke excitement, intrigue, and instant connection with your ideal audience.

Why me?

I’m obsessed with words. I live for the perfect turn of phrase!

Language is a lifelong passion. My favorite childhood pastime was reading the dictionary. Yep, I’m the kid who enjoyed spelling bees in school.

I published a magazine filled with original stories and poems at age seven. I named it Flashlight Reading because that was my favorite pastime: reading under the covers with a flashlight after bedtime.

I spent my undergraduate senior year reading Radical Feminist Philosopher and Philologist, Mary Daly. Her linguistic tomes inspired my undergraduate thesis: Substantiating Subjectivity through Metapatriarchial Metaphor and the Dynamic Divine: Language and Ontology in Mary Daly’s Texts.

When I wasn’t studying philosophy, I was chanting Sanskrit mantras, serving authentic Italian cuisine (and practicing my Italian) at the local bistro, singing Afro-Cuban Jazz, or watching French movies at the art-house cinema.

It isn’t only word nerdiness that inspired Oh La La Lab:

The right name is inclusive, specific, catchy, memorable, and marketable.

The right name inspires curiosity and interest.

Not everyone cares about the Perfect Name. But I do! And I’ll many of your future clients do, too.

What doES OH LA LA LAB INCLUDE?

Memorable, Marketable and Easy to Pronounce Naming options

I ensure your name is catchy, memorable and easy to remember and pronounce: making it easy for your audience to spread the word.

Relevance and Uniqueness

Your Naming options are tailor-made for your target audience and industry, intentionally standing out from competitors and capturing attention. I also ensure inclusivity and sensitivity awareness to ensure your brand doesn’t go from oh-la-la to faux pas.

Rapid Turnaround

Within just 3 business days*, you’ll have carefully curated Naming options that align with your vision, goals, and brand.

Copyright, Branding, and Trademark Considerations

Thorough research ensures your chosen name is legally sound and protects your brand. No copycatting or Names without a primary domain….you’ll have a Name to make all your own.

Private Coaching: you'll receive 1x private Coaching Session plus personalized email coaching for 2 weeks after, allowing you to leverage your new name to amplify your business success. Use this time to get my feedback on your social strategy, to plan an upcoming launch, or to promote your new course. I’ll be in your corner (er, inbox) cheering you on to success!

*Monday-Thursday, Eastern time. No Fridays. No weekends.

Who is Oh La Lab for?

• You have a brilliant Offer (Course, Program, Package, or Service)—and it's not receiving the enrollment or traction it deserves.

• You have an exceptional Idea or Business Concept —but you're stuck finding a name that truly resonates.

• You have a new Niche or New Goals—and it's time to realign and re-name your offers.

• You want to Expand/License/Trademark your business or brand—and your current name isn’t an option.

The Oh La La Lab process

PHASE 1: INTAKE

Oh La La LAB begins with putting your current offer (or still-imaginary offer) under the microscope. You’ll fill out a brief intake and when you get that back to me, it’s time to book your session.

PHASE 2: RESEARCH

I’ll grab my Labcoat and we’ll head into the research lab (the Coaching Session). After your session, I’ll do more research and market analysis to create the perfect name for your Offer.

PHASE 3: NAME MAGIC

Name magic also happens in the research lab. Fueled by cardamom coffee and single-minded focus, I stay in research mode until I’ve discovered an oh-la-la-worthy name (or 10) for your offer. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a teensy bit (read: HUGELY) addicted to finding the perfect name ….it’s a massive dopamine rush and an instant Eureka moment!! You’ll be provided with several alternatives, just in case that first one doesn’t light you up.

PHASE 4: OH LA LA

It’s time to WOW! You’ll receive my comprehensive market research analysis with your naming options in the Oh La La LAB Notebook. I’ll highlight my choice for the perfect name and tell you why (hint: it’s 95% evidence and 5% instinct). Your Oh La La LAB Notebook is customized for your Offer and includes your Naming Options and the comprehensive research analysis that led to those naming options.

investment

$2,000 USD*

• Comprehensive research and market analysis

• Expert guidance on selecting the perfect name for your service, course, package, or business

• Oh La La LAB Notebook: your custom - curated list of unique and captivating name options

• 1x Private coaching sessions (1 hour) to refine your Offer, Course, or Package and email coaching for 2 weeks after

• Tailored strategies to elevate your Offer and attract more clients

*payment plan: $1,000 USD reserves your session, $1,000 USD balance due the week of your session. Alternate payment plans are available by request.

Reserve your session now

FAQ’s:

1. How many naming options will I receive?
   It depends on your Offer. I’ll provide you with a minimum of 5 options but in most cases, you’ll receive more. All naming options will be available with an open .com domain available for purchase (should you desire).

   
   

2. What’s the refund policy?
   There are no refunds for Oh La La LAB because I carefully select my clients and offer complimentary mini-sessions to ensure we align. Oh La La LAB includes a Satisfaction Guarantee —if you’re not exclaiming “Oh la la” at any of the options, I’ll go back into the Lab for one round of revisions to produce a second list of naming options. I take your time and investment seriously and I’m sure you do, too.

   
   

3. Do you offer alternate payment plans?

   Absolutely! I’ve been coaching the LOHAS industry for nearly a decade (and working in the industry since 2007) and I’m grateful to be able to provide extended payment plans for holistic entrepreneurs and organizations at every stage of growth. A tight budget doesn’t have to be a barrier. Email or DM me with a financial arrangement that fits your budget. I’ll do everything I can to accommodate.

   
   

4. What if I want to work with you longer?
   Fabulous! I prefer to work with clients in longer terms because it maximizes results…and I adore my clients. DM me to discuss options or book a complimentary session here.

Still have questions? Let’s chat.